zeldathemes
There are only two things about me I can really and truly say:

1. Music has saved my life.
and
2.My worst fear is writing a good bio.
And now, The Weather.

How Do I Internet?

Funny enough, while Ray was singing that song, he’s just hanging out in the back of a fucking taxi. He had full, like, attention for his brain and he still fucked it up.”

dybbuks:

this vacuum review is incredible

dybbuks:

this vacuum review is incredible

kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know you’re tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

confusedtree:

charlotteness:

confusedtree:

It’d be neat if someone invented waterproof breakfast food so I could eat in the shower

Dude. It’s called fruit.

What kinda punkass pet tortoise breakfast do you think I’m eating you son of a shit

thisistherealryanurie:

Our boys haven’t changed much have they?


One more long night. x
One more long night. x
pienoodleapplebucket:

the entire show i was perfectly in front of zack and during backseat serenade, he accidentally spit out his gum right next to the setlist, and i said, wow good job there and i gave him a thumbs up. i told him i had gum, he asked for a piece, i gave it to him and sure enough he said,”youre getting the setlist” so he gave it to me right before dear maria started.
i got everyone to sign it except for jack because he was backstage after the show since they had a really early flight the next morning.

pienoodleapplebucket:

the entire show i was perfectly in front of zack and during backseat serenade, he accidentally spit out his gum right next to the setlist, and i said, wow good job there and i gave him a thumbs up. i told him i had gum, he asked for a piece, i gave it to him and sure enough he said,”youre getting the setlist” so he gave it to me right before dear maria started.

i got everyone to sign it except for jack because he was backstage after the show since they had a really early flight the next morning.

seyoncestrikesagain:


I WAS FUCKING GONNA TAKE A NICE PICTURE BUT I FUCKING BROKE THE CHAIR

seyoncestrikesagain:

I WAS FUCKING GONNA TAKE A NICE PICTURE BUT I FUCKING BROKE THE CHAIR

haoiki:

I drew my babies

haoiki:

I drew my babies

jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

shrent:

[x]

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D